Ebinlauta

Hey, I don’t know you and you don’t know me, but I bet you remember the 2011 animated series Bob’s Burgers, which Fox had developed as a replacement for the late great King of the Hill, another family-friendly comedy that the network cancelled prematurely to satisfy the outrage of the incoming President Obama administration against the program’s portrayal of omnigender plant and animal life. As a marine biologist by trade and television animator by night, I can’t reveal my sources as to how I knew about the original pilot to Bob’s Burgers, but let me just tell you that it wasn’t exactly family friendly. In fact, it was about as meant for kids as Ted Kennedy driving a Lamborghini by a subterranean river after having several too many cosmopolitans. It makes me want to throw up the battery acid that I accidentally consumed when I was a child and my parents were away, just how horrible, horrifying, disgusting and sinister this particular episode of Bob’s Burgers was and forever will be. So, sit back in your easy chair and try to take it easy, because what I’m about to tell you will shock you to the bone so hard that you’ll need to ingest extra

i met 2 pieces of moses from the bible but i couldn't handle the situation because i didn't know what is moses in plural

Maybe nobody believes me but this fedora hat guy called Truth Detective (youtuber) has bullied me.

>2019 I started to fear telepathy very much
>2021 I wrote a message for Truth Detective if he could help me because I believed he can do automatic writing. I have my own writing system so he can't know what he writes. He never answered to me.
>2024 I realized he knows that I tried to find where he lives. He lived in the same place where I lived too.
>2024 spring he helped me to overcome fear of telepathy. I told him everything about me when I was in a forest. I was talking to "myself". He made videos about things I feared to to tell anyone.
>for some reason he didn't like me and he did some nasty videos about me.
>2025 I noticed videos from 2023 and I realized he had been making videos of me at that time.
>2026 he told in his video that he trained astral projection in 2021 and he met other "mentally disabled" people in his city. I know he means me when he said "mentally disabled".

Any questions? I answer. Maybe this story is better for Paranormal but I till put it there.

sentient yoghurt

An encounter happened to me back in 2005 and its just now that I find the strength to talk about it

THIS IS THE STORY OF A DAY WHERE THERE WAS ALL THIS BLOOD. A MAN WAS WALKING AROUND AND BLOOD STARTED COMING OUT OF HIM EVERYWHERE. THERE WAS SO MUCH BLOOD THAT IT FILLED UP AN ELEVATOR. HE WENT TO THE STORE AND THERE WAS JUST BLOOD ALL OVER THE PLACE! PEOPLE WERE SLIPPING IN IT AND THEY WERE ALL GROSSED OUT. HE TRIED TO GO SWIMMING AND ALL OF THE SHARKS WENT NUTS AND BITTENED EVERYBODY. HE GOT CHASED BY ALL THE VAMPIRES EVER. ONE TIME THE BLOOD GOT A KID AND A DOG. AT THE END OF THE DAY EVERYONE DECIDED THEY WOULD SEND HIM TO SPACE SO THAT HE WOULD STOP GETTING BLOOD EVERY WHERE. THE SCARIEST PART IS THAT THE MAN WAS YOU!!! (OR HE WAS A LADY IF YOU ARE A LADY) AND YOU FORGOT THAT THIS HAPPENED.

paranormal vision

Imagine 10 foot tall totem pole with red glowing eyes hunting you down in the forest looking to crunch all your bones together

Mikä vitun puppylauta? En ymmärrä teidän antifanttien huumoria.

kcroat

imagine a witch cursed you like this

Have you ever been stalked? Im being stalked right now as writing this post.

Im being stalked by an image of certain type of bird that appeared on my shitpost and it was not my first time of seeing a post of this bird and interracting with it but the timespan was too much for it to be random.

I have my window open and heard loud bang as i was writing this post. Please pray for me.

fart ghosts

anyone else notice this:

older people never drink water. so i posted this to /x/ because

im afraid i might be alone in this, but i just had the realization

i never witnessed adults around drinking water

the people who raised me literally never drank water

it was always soda or coffee or some tea or something, never water

anyone else noticed this?

as an adult i drink like 1/3 - 1/2 gallon water per day

how is it possible that the adults never even bothered

to demonstrate this to me or display this behavior themselves?

omfg I sharted my sgorts

*poltergeist attack*

How often does this happen to you