>>116 No
>>117 Uhmm
>>118 I'm feeding them treats
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>>10 (AP)
Hey, I don’t know you and you don’t know me, but I bet you remember the 2011 animated series Bob’s Burgers, which Fox had developed as a replacement for the late great King of the Hill, another family-friendly comedy that the network cancelled prematurely to satisfy the outrage of the incoming President Obama administration against the program’s portrayal of omnigender plant and animal life. As a marine biologist by trade and television animator by night, I can’t reveal my sources as to how I knew about the original pilot to Bob’s Burgers, but let me just tell you that it wasn’t exactly family friendly. In fact, it was about as meant for kids as Ted Kennedy driving a Lamborghini by a subterranean river after having several too many cosmopolitans. It makes me want to throw up the battery acid that I accidentally consumed when I was a child and my parents were away, just how horrible, horrifying, disgusting and sinister this particular episode of Bob’s Burgers was and forever will be. So, sit back in your easy chair and try to take it easy, because what I’m about to tell you will shock you to the bone so hard that you’ll need to ingest extra
Bob Belcher was making french fries out of his daughter! He dipped her in the horrible, trans fatty (I can only assume) fry oil and tossed her into the vat as she presumably died instantly. I would have screamed loud enough for the neighbors to call the police if not for the fact that I still hadn’t regained my voice from the previous antics. Bob… Bob Belcher… he took a bite out of Louise’s hat! He then left her in the fry vat where her corpse presumably marinated. “All I ever wanted was to eat a hat. But father wouldn’t let me. Instead, I had to open a burger restaurant and kill my only daughter. I…” Bob started sniffing. Bob was crying. “I am so sorry…”. Just that, Bob’s androgynous Buddy Holly glassing daughter Tina ran up the stairs. “Dad, I thought I heard a noise—“ Bob Belcher shot Tina in the face. Well, not so much shot her in the face, but he belched from across the room and it formed some sort of green, mucusy paste substance in the air and engulfed her nostrils as a gas, or a liquid perhaps, I don’t know, but the animation showed it surrealistically emanating all the way up to her brain before her brain cartoonishly held up an “Exit, stage right.” sign and it… ah… it blew up. Chunks of brain matter rained down from the heavens (the roof was gone somehow) as Bob Belcher danced around, flapping his arms. “It’s raining men!” What the—Bob Belcher was making fun of his late daughter’s gender? I had just about had it with this episode until Bob’s special needs child son Gene fell down from the roof. He had what looked like an incontinence garment tied to his pants, perhaps a metaphor for his psychological handicap.
“Dad, I’m gay.” Bob belched in Gene’s face and his bones exploded and somehow, like claymation or stop motion or I don’t even know, over the span of maybe half a minute formed into a skeleton with a chattering jaw. It… it opened the refrigerator, grabbed what looked like an elongated candy cane of perhaps several feet, and Gene started dancing. Then he started… singing. “Burgers for breakfast, burgers for lunch/I failed out of school/My brain needs a crutch/And so are the people/Who enjoy this program/I know you’re watching this tape/Your name is…”. “Oh, shut the hell up.” Bob mumbled that quickly before belching out his loudest, presumably smelliest, most obnoxious belch yet. It was so repugnant, so massive, and throbbing, pulsating like a giant mutant teenage ninja turtle’s heart that had turned to a martian green from some sort of unholy shell parasite that rot it to the very fiber of its being, as the entire burger restaurant went up in flames and smoke, like the devil’s unholy joke, and it was. Just. awful.
>>112 Shart
i met 2 pieces of moses from the bible but i couldn't handle the situation because i didn't know what is moses in plural
Maybe nobody believes me but this fedora hat guy called Truth Detective (youtuber) has bullied me. >2019 I started to fear telepathy very much>2021 I wrote a message for Truth Detective if he could help me because I believed he can do automatic writing. I have my own writing system so he can't know what he writes. He never answered to me.>2024 I realized he knows that I tried to find where he lives. He lived in the same place where I lived too.>2024 spring he helped me to overcome fear of telepathy. I told him everything about me when I was in a forest. I was talking to "myself". He made videos about things I feared to to tell anyone.>for some reason he didn't like me and he did some nasty videos about me.>2025 I noticed videos from 2023 and I realized he had been making videos of me at that time. >2026 he told in his video that he trained astral projection in 2021 and he met other "mentally disabled" people in his city. I know he means me when he said "mentally disabled". Any questions? I answer. Maybe this story is better for Paranormal but I till put it there.
good channel
Even more powerful than Vampires, Mummies are the ultimate form of Zombie
word!
sentient yoghurt
An encounter happened to me back in 2005 and its just now that I find the strength to talk about it
Thrash Panda with his fly agaric spotted
>>100 (AP) Nice get
THIS IS THE STORY OF A DAY WHERE THERE WAS ALL THIS BLOOD. A MAN WAS WALKING AROUND AND BLOOD STARTED COMING OUT OF HIM EVERYWHERE. THERE WAS SO MUCH BLOOD THAT IT FILLED UP AN ELEVATOR. HE WENT TO THE STORE AND THERE WAS JUST BLOOD ALL OVER THE PLACE! PEOPLE WERE SLIPPING IN IT AND THEY WERE ALL GROSSED OUT. HE TRIED TO GO SWIMMING AND ALL OF THE SHARKS WENT NUTS AND BITTENED EVERYBODY. HE GOT CHASED BY ALL THE VAMPIRES EVER. ONE TIME THE BLOOD GOT A KID AND A DOG. AT THE END OF THE DAY EVERYONE DECIDED THEY WOULD SEND HIM TO SPACE SO THAT HE WOULD STOP GETTING BLOOD EVERY WHERE. THE SCARIEST PART IS THAT THE MAN WAS YOU!!! (OR HE WAS A LADY IF YOU ARE A LADY) AND YOU FORGOT THAT THIS HAPPENED.
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