>see fly crawling up and down window>think to meself: poor thing, it wants to get out>open window for 20 minutes, then close it>fly is still in the room thats why i kill them without remorse
i got one of those vile beasts in here rn
IKTF
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>>154757 >>154759 >>154761 as soon as that SOAB sits itself on my monitor, its toast t, owner of a fliegenklatsche
>>154771 I hit them with Lidl aktion paper
>>154773 is good too, but fliegenklatsche is just more sophisticated
>>154775 I switch the light on in the hallway, wait for it to fly in there, then I shut the door and wait for it to die
>>154779 delightfully devilish but tbh i hate them but not in a way that i would torture them i give them a death i wish for myself: instanteneous and painless
ceiling spider got it
its webbing it up so based bit disgusting too
vs crawling up the ass
>>154956 You live with that thing??? With a literal monster????????
>>154968 it lives there because it has things to eat
>>154968 oh but if you mean motherst then yes
>>154970 Seeing a spider on your ceiling or wall is bad enough but not seeing it there any longer is even worse. Where has it gone?? Will it attack you when you least suspect it????? If I were you I’d get a jar and catch the spider inside it so it can be taken outside >>154971 Soes your mum also hang from your ceiling and eat bugs??
>>154974 its just always in the same corner above my bed. they say its because of the warmth from my body and laptop going up. and this isnt ceiling spider #1 but ceiling spider #100. when they get too big I vacuum them. There's always another ceiling spider around to take its place. theres one in the other rooms too. when I painted apt lately I had the rare sight of one having lots of babies, looked like pic #2 related. now that is a different story but it would have solved itself too, theyre cannibals.
>>154975 Spider babies are kinda cute because they are so small but they also mean THERE’S AN ASTRONOMICAL AMOUNT OF NEW SPIDERS and that’s nightmare fuel. In my previous work place it was so awful to use the t*ilet when the building was full of those spiders that creep me out the most out of all the spiders over here and they liked to look at people doing the t*ilet stuff and sometimes they were on the door charms and I’d be so scared to go through it and I always feared one would be in my hair and stuff like that. I don’t want bad things to spiders but I still find them creepy as f*ck
>>154979 well they are, but only the ones with the big bodies you fucking pussy
>>154971
>>154956 Based Spiderbro
>>154736 (AP) is this a pepe pic?
>>154956 b a s e d a s e d
>>154959 yeah man the struggle of the fly that just wants to live and tries to save itself with all its might and the unaffected webbing of the spider...
>>155117 imagine being the fly
>>155115 ye
>>154956 i had gazillion of those type of spiders in my ghetto apartment. mfw thought they were all dead and one time tried to shake the webbings a bit :-----D