Shitposting horsegirls from a workake meeting
horsing around so to say
>>151041 Me getting pulled into meetings where I say stuff for 5 minutes, then listen to people talk for an hour or more
Tee työtä jolla on tarkoitus
>>151046 I sometimes wish I was a kela mäus
>>151043 many such cases
>>151049 I often wish I had a job or at least a stable income
good thread bonus: i'm at workake too :DDD
>>151051 It's finally over. I dropped le phone and everyone nearly saw your rotating posankka lmfao.
>>151056 Krazy & makabre. But I get that. I think bäääbylon can positively influence a hikkineet. >>151058 Ebin. Anything interesting going on?
>>151062 not quite yet
and that's a good thing dog I love urlop season
>>151069 >>151070 It can be random like that. Some days or seasons are chill, others are makabrily busy.
>>151062>AIYEEEEEEEEE I have a financially stable and comfy office job that pays me well as well as a condo I'M GOING INSANEEEEEE
nice i will head to 2nd shaft now with cute shitalian grill even doe broccoli twink retard manager split us up due to flirting kek
>>151085 Too much stress. I barely get to enjoy myself or feel too burned out and tired to do anything fun after bäääbylon. I don't do anything with my pay outside of buying food and paying for the amenities. I don't party. I don't even have or want a car. And my health has deteriorated so much because of the stress and my past unhealthy drinking habits brought on by said stress, too. It's like some monkey paw fuckery. Guess I haven't told anyone yet, but I strongly suspect I've developed cancer because of this job and will be dead in less than a year probably. It's one of the reasons I came back. To have fun one last time for old time's sake and while I'm still here.
>>151088 Enjoy.
>>151092 Ye I wasn't criticising or roasting you in particular but merely regurgitating le ebin /tv/ maymay I find pretty funny. Kinda feel like an assh*le now Do you have serious symptoms that leave no room for error about the possibility of cancer or could it realistically partly be due to being on the brink of a burnout?
>>151112 I know about the Fight Club Gen X meme. And no offense taken. I guess I just couldn't hold back. Too much on my mind lately. Don't worry about it. And don't feel sorry for me, it might just end up being nothing. >Do you have serious symptoms that leave no room for error about the possibility of cancer or could it realistically partly be due to being on the brink of a burnout? Hard to say, I'm not a dogtor and I'm not going to see one about this either. If I die prematurely, so be it. I've had a chronic coof for like a year now that's gotten kind of worse, then better, then worse again. It's affected my heart and then my stomach, too. Pretty sure it's spreading, so it's probably too late to do anything about it. Sometimes I can feel my lungs press against my ribs and my stomach burn up inside. That's probably not supposed to happen to a healthy person. Sometimes the coof gets worse, other times better. And like a month ago I woke up and coofed up blood. Also, these past few weeks I've been getting lightheaded a lot. I just don't know what it is, but it's probably pretty bad. Rn it's 50/50, either I'm gonna die or not. It is a bit said if it's actually terminal, but I'm not worried about dying to much. I was a hikkyneet for over a decade and managed to consoom more games, movies, shows and anime in that time than most people manage to in their lifetime probably. I do feel sad about not being able to finish my giant backlog of games, shows and stuff, but I feel fulfilled in that regard, I think.
I'd love to learn to draw properly, too. Like a real artist. But there might not be enought time at this point.
>>151121 Bruh ._. Maybe it's not cancer though, just some other chronic nasty disease
>>151121 Jesus fucking Christ, get a grip over yourself, man. It's not cancer, you're just being self destructive as fuck :D Get some savings, go to a doctor, get diagnosed, cured, do exactly nothing for half of a year and then get a lighter job :D A lot of the symptoms can be psychosomatic, meaning you're so fucked up by the job mentally, that your body starts developing physical symptoms :D It ain't worth it, snap out :D t. former lord manager, now a glorious neet :D
>>151121>And like a month ago I woke up and coofed up blood Pls don't throw in the towel and see a dogtor soon. I get that not knowing leaves the possibility open that it is a nothingburger and offers a sort of a calming effect, but if it actually is a somethingburger, you might at some point suffer from some acute symptomatic episode that while controllable when acknowledged and expected, could prove life-threatening if it suddenly jumps at you out of the left field Who knows, maybe it's something that's cured easily with antibiotics or other non-invasive methods
>>151121 i think you should see a doctor regardless because there's a ton of outcomes between it being nothing and it being lethal that can depend on whether you see one or not
>>151153 >>151155 >>151156 When the three of us agree, AP's course of action is obvious :D
>>151121 Go see a doctor r-tard, no need to be afraid
>>151146 All it took was me dying to bring Cure Moscow out of read-only mode. Sweet. You are right that it could be a number of things though. I have my theories about it, too. >>151153 >>151155 >>151156 I really appreciate your concern, but I've already been to a dogtor earlier this year. It was not a lung or stomach dogtor, but it was a heart dogtor. They ran a bunch of tests and checks on me, did the entire blood work, and couldn't really find anything wrong with me. Not sure if any of those checks would reveal a lung-related disease or even cancer though. But I think they would at least suspect it, right? My coof was still relatively mild back then, though, so it might have been hard to detect. I hesitate to go to another dogtor, because that whole ordeal was way too stressful and expensive for the results it produced.
>>151172 One could argue that nothingburger test results are the best kind of medical results. Ofc it does little to ease the mind when the symptoms keep manifesting, but that being said, using your hard-earned wagiebux to invest in your health is arguably the best possible case use for your dough. You never know when you're gonna die anyway and could be run over by a drunk driver tomorrow. Being smart with your money is commendable, but being stingy rarely is worth it This shitpost thread turned kinda morbid, huh
>>151177 I'm more worried about invasive procedures or being put in one of those claustrophobic MRE machines for hours like a pickle in a jar. I've been in one of those once. It's horrible. Cancer is not easy to detect. I know someone who died from it a while back and the dogtors couldn't figure out what it was until they did a whole body MRE scan on that person. >This shitpost thread turned kinda morbid, huh For sure. I was going to pick up my new handheld after work and make a thread about it, but it hasn't arrived yet and instead I let myself get baited into posting something I never wanted to reveal to anyone. Anyway, no one is allowed to treat me like a walking corpse or pity me. I'm trying to have fun and live my best life on the internet. If I get worse, I'll power through, go see a dogtor and do a full check up. Let's leave it at that.
>>151182 Funposting is the salt of life
>>151183 So you're saying funposting is comparable to salmiakki?
>>151185 Funposting and appreciating novelty funposts definitely is an acquired taste, just like salmiakki. And coincidentally, Finns thrive on both naturally. Makes you think
>>151186 It can only mean one thing: Finns are the masters of life. I kneel.
>>151187 Been power fantasising of actually writing a .pdf like picrel, worthy of study by aspiring future shit- and funposters. It'd be like the one piece of work that is the defining, noteworthy accomplishment of my human existence. A magnum opus that yields a net-positive by the virtue of featuring applicable substance, simply put. I could at least start drafting some ideas for the structure and progression of subjects, maybe....
>>151191 Shit and funposting are definitely some of the least documented forms of art, despite being some of the most pervasive online. I say go for it and dogspeed. Maybe someone would even be willing to pay for it, or future digital historians will randomly find it on some half-bitrotten hard drive hundreds of years from now and be in absolute awe at this extremely unique, one-of-a-kind atlas of shitposting. Maybe I'll even appear as a footnote somewhere in there and my life will not have been totally in vain and I will attain metaphorical eternal life on its pages, gancer be damned.
>>151192 We'll see. Dunces are not known for their work ethic,,,
>>151038 (AP) where legs go??? >>151043 what do californians do on friday? >>151056>stable income loma horse joce :DDD >>151192 I started replying before I got very far into the thread and things turned dark, but I was reading about bog bodies last night and thought that would be a really cool burial and then 1000 years from now someone finds you looking just like the day you died except your skin is black as coal and your bones are half-melted. I might be mentally ill.
>>151222 I'd say it's a makabre (literally) subject, but not insane. I've read about bog bodies, ye. It is pretty crazy how well preserved they are even after centuries. I'm curious what a corpse "buried" in space would look like though. Would it deteriorate at all or would it remain the same (assuming it doesn't get damaged by debrees, radiation and such)? Also:>Today Is Friday In California is an exploitable image macro taken from an episode of the live-action Super Sentai series Ninja Sentai Kakuranger. In late 2021 and early 2022, the scene became a source of redraws and fan art, as well as fan videos recreating the scene.
>>151093 thx it was great shaft i made her laff she was very wiggly
>>151172 So this means it may not be somatic, but psychosomatic, brain fukka up your body. Get checked, if nothing is found, dump that job as it is killing you, not your own body :D Fight on, brother :D
>>151172 Honestly I don't lurk here often, I just happened to open the board in the right moment. In a way, it is destiny hehe. Who's the :D Pole though? Tsar Bönde?
>>151238 Could be anything, tbh, I'll just have to wait and see. I think I'm a pretty mentally resilient person so I don't think it's psychosomatic. >>151340 Could be fate. And yeah, that's him. Stay with us here. Or at least come visit from time to time. I don't really go to any of the other boards, because I don't know anyone there really.
>>151344 Everyone has their limits, brother. Get checked, get yourself in order and live a good life you deserve to have :D
>>151344 I remain at least vaguely connected to pretty much every old yli poster, and there are also people who joined at a later date. The community is insanely split these days though, and some people more or less retired (or perhaps died).
>>151340 :D
>>151345 Fugggg. I just need to mentally prepare myself for the checkup and maybe ask them to give me my diagnosis over the phone or the internet or something, because I don't think I can take it in person. I might die on the spot if it's something bad. >>151346 Yeah... It's basically a cluster of splinterlautas, and none of them are particularly active. Thanks, Soypsy. I like it here the best. I know a few posters on here and it's generally pretty comfy and iddlylic.
>>151350 See? Headda problem, a normal dude wouldn't mind a medical checkup :D That's why you need to go, as at least you'll have a starting point of fixing this mess and getting back on track with life :D
>>151350>I like it here the best. I know a few posters on here and it's generally pretty comfy and iddlylic. Based w
>>151352 Okay, you got me there. >>151353 Lovely mods on here too.
>>151364 That's why I'm so insistent. If it's a body problem, it may be fixed easily, if it's heada problem, you will see what you're up against :D Either way, being active about it is the correct course of action :D
>>151364 There was a Huutista IRC thing by people from here but it died or something. Do you know what's up? t. not sure you're the right person to ask lol
>>151374 I just wish it was as simple as inviting a dogtor to your own home and they could determine what's wrong on the spot. Like in the old days. >>151377 No idea, but I know there was a Steam group. I was never part of it though
>>151377 Körsbärsblom *poke* might know
>>151038 (AP) gordoshi
>>151079 sweep tosho is a rascal
>>151377 >>151382 huutista.lol was owned by mursu, i think his current nickname is DeSean LaHonda
>>151191 use this as a cover pic
>>151402 Ebin >>151406 DeSean LaHonda and Ronnie Hyundai race when
>>151380 Make the effort :D
>>151380 TY >>151406 TY Were you also on that IRC lol? t. was clueless
>>151428 no i never opened it but maybe i should have
>>151459 Nah it was sorta empty, like 7 people idling and mostly shartposting. Sometimes I feel bad that I don't talk enough myself but as far as blogposting goes at least, I'm not that good at recollecting the events of my day and I rarely want to talk about it either. Was it bad though? No, kinda comfy instead w
>>151038 (AP) This you?
