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its very easy to diss me on the internet where i cant challenge you to a duel
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I challenge you to a cockfight
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>>126698
okay
I dont have a cock but I know someone with a real big one, Ive seen it before
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You have enemies IRL too like the neiborinos and faterest yet you fail to challenge them to a duel. Internet is just your excuse.
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i have come up with a social experiment/new prank. it goes like this
>walk up to a stranger on the street
>give them a die and tell them to roll it, no explanation
>pick up the die, always tell them they just lost, and step back to a safe distance
>call them niger :DD and smash a pie in their face :D:DD
>run
comedy gold
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>>126701
1 neighbours arent my enemies
2 landlord is my enemy, but I cant duel someone from a different class whomst I depend on
3 same here
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>>126703
i think its a dice not a die
very funny though id pee myself watching it
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>>126706
that would be even funnier if people around started peeing themselves and some even peed on the pieface
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>>126705
Okay so you basically have an excuse for any duel any time any where but in your dreams you would beat them mano e mano?
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>>126706
but the saying goes "the die is cast" not "the dice is cast"
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>>126711
I checked
its actually a "die"
now Im confused
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so a die game is called a dice
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>>126709
I wish a bunch of girls peed on my face. I dont watch piss porn or anything and havent had any sex kinkier than handcuffed for years but I just want a glorious hot stream of sticky and smelly yellowy pee on me
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>>126715
nice try loser
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>>126713
isn't die an article in german

>>126715
but that wouldn't be funny without the prank
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try that in a small lauta
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>>126716
Dude you are living in your mums attic theres no people on this world you can call a loser 😁
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>>126712
the swede is a sly one
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what would be your weapon of choice
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sixth
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seventh
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>>126738
flak cannon
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>>126749
im gonna choose a tiger tank then
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>>126718
gold

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