its very easy to diss me on the internet where i cant challenge you to a duel
I challenge you to a cockfight
>>126698 okay I dont have a cock but I know someone with a real big one, Ive seen it before
You have enemies IRL too like the neiborinos and faterest yet you fail to challenge them to a duel. Internet is just your excuse.
i have come up with a social experiment/new prank. it goes like this>walk up to a stranger on the street>give them a die and tell them to roll it, no explanation>pick up the die, always tell them they just lost, and step back to a safe distance>call them niger :DD and smash a pie in their face :D:DD>run comedy gold
>>126701 1 neighbours arent my enemies 2 landlord is my enemy, but I cant duel someone from a different class whomst I depend on 3 same here
>>126703 i think its a dice not a die very funny though id pee myself watching it
>>126706 that would be even funnier if people around started peeing themselves and some even peed on the pieface
>>126705 Okay so you basically have an excuse for any duel any time any where but in your dreams you would beat them mano e mano?
>>126706 but the saying goes "the die is cast" not "the dice is cast"
>>126711 I checked its actually a "die" now Im confused
so a die game is called a dice
>>126709 I wish a bunch of girls peed on my face. I dont watch piss porn or anything and havent had any sex kinkier than handcuffed for years but I just want a glorious hot stream of sticky and smelly yellowy pee on me
>>126715 nice try loser
>>126713 isn't die an article in german >>126715 but that wouldn't be funny without the prank
try that in a small lauta
>>126716 Dude you are living in your mums attic theres no people on this world you can call a loser 😁
>>126712 the swede is a sly one
what would be your weapon of choice
sixth
seventh
>>126738 flak cannon
>>126749 im gonna choose a tiger tank then
>>126718 gold