Gonna buy a fuggen sk8board
>>114769 (AP) Do it ! Do it! Do it!
She said See you later boi
Lil rapscallion jr.
Can u even skate?
>>114770 I did. It'll be here tomorrow. >>114774 U work in HR or sth???>To get this jr job you're gonna have to have some experience 1st which you're supposed to get from a jr job
>>114776 But can u skate?
>>114778 We'll find out tomorrow
Uhhhh
>>115043 Do you know what youre doing
>>115047 No and I have a terrible feeling about this
>>115043 gl dont split ur skull
>>115055 Skateboarding may lead to drugs, graffiti and unemployment
>>115055 You were jealous of the Pole with the headwound werent you
>>115055 yea, there's a reason people learn this when they're young you don't have as far to fall and scrapes heal faster
>>115072 I just learned this the hard way by breaking my pubis bone
Rate new bed
Fug Rate
>>115732 r8d yolo moment
>>115732 Fuggin posting to epics :D
>>115732 lmfao dawwwg :DDd good recovery
>>115732 Mhm lol, better than your head
>>115732 no way mayne
>>115777 checked
Dogtor said I'm gonna have to stay in bed for 4 to 6 weeks for this to heal
lmao
well now you have cool skateboarder injury you can tell the girls about how did this happen? i guess drunkakke?
>>115830 >>115732 Ebin and sad
>>115832>cool skateboarder injury<broken pubis bone
>>115732 o fug, r8ed speedy recovery/5
watch this video and try again in 6 weeks maybe put on a helmet
>>114772 I was wondering about the AB/CD shirt since all the stickers seem to be real, then yesterday I learned there actually is a band call AB/CD >>115830 fug, that's a long time
>>115840
>>115830 At least you can lurk ebin
>>115840 pin this thread for 5 weeks until op gets better
Btw i have another Suggestion for when you get better
>>115832 I drank my last bier and took an 8 hour nap before making my attempt. I'm afraid the actual answer is that I simply sick >>115836 I'm kinda thinking of not trying against Anyway here's my barf bag and piss bottle I can't ducking walk because of the pain
>>115864 first
>>115864 so you definitely were in control of yourself? how did it happen, inside your apartment or outdoors? skateboarding is fukking hard and dangerous, need to take it slow step by step like in the video first stretching, then find out what's your front foot, then start with one foot on the board etc basically you shouldn't have done anything for the first days but trying to stand on the board on a rug or something with easy grip, get a feeling for gravity and balancing your body weight on what is a piece of wood on rolls, try to move around a little in stationary position and wear helmet, knee and elbow protection
>>115834 lmao reverse of benis
next you are going to tell me you didn't even play a realistic skating SIM beforehand in preparation for this attempt??? it's not tony hawk's arcade world out there
Now they want to drug me with diazepam for aws >>115869 My general lack of physical fitness and coordination were the problems. Somebody who can't do a single an crunch probably shouldn't try to balance a skateboard >>115873 I did tho
>>115890 mahabru
>>115890 so gonna have some time to relax and rest now and think about your next move, i guess physical therapy and then you can start doing a little dry exercises in a few weeks, regain some strength and confidence in your body and then i think you can be back on the board just in time for the peak of summer >I did tho which one?
>>115890 ask for opioids
>>115920 i still have my tramadol from the butt oberation,,, >>115890 next time try something like swimming 10/10 excercise, cute ladies everywhere and 0 chances of getting injured
>>115923 ebin, save them for fukake
>>115890 good stuff, brebare to be relaxed. >>115923 you could get a cramp or a seizure mid swim and drown silently.
>>115923 is your butt fixed now? >0 chances of getting injured i can't swim and would drown, checkmate atheists :-DDD been thinking a lot about finally learning it though, thinking about just going to some old people bath in summer and ask the pool meister to teach me or something
>>115925 lmaooo how is it to fukake under tramadol influence? >>115927 no no, bc the qt blonde teacher/life guard would save you and kiss you to bring you back to life
>>115928 yes yes, my agnus is 10/10 nowadays tbh the post surgery period wasn't that bad in fact, my life was so full of suffering before the operation that I was already used to the pain also get a teacher or else you'll die man once you learn you can do cool stuff like smoking weed and swimming 1000/10
>>115729 oh boi that sucks >>115869 but people will laugh at you if you wear protection
>>115933 Kids will laugh at ya, men won't. Men wear a helmet to work every day
>>115933 it will be you who's laughing when they get aids
>>115917 Why are u trying to get me killed Session: skate Sim ND skater xl for eggsample Additional info: u have to pay to watch TV on this hospital Can't have shit on the Poland
>>115929 very good fukake, you can fuck like a pornstar for hours but you need to find optimal dosage or you wont be able to cum at all
>>115981 didn't think you would give up after 1 fall >Additional info: u have to pay to watch TV on this hospital just watch a stream >Session: skate>skater xl yeah these were quite cool, a lot better than this new EA skate game even if buggy and unpolished
>>115990 lmaooo
is this how it happened AP?
>>115999 Nope, I was just trying to ride and turn, then lost balance and the board just zoomed from underneath my feet and I fell backwards and onto my hip/pelvis. Why are these boards so finicky???
>>115928>i can't swim and would drown wtf are you a blackster or former commie? how do you grow up in a western country and not know how to swim?
>>116043 should have bend your knees >>116062 i'm a former and current black communism world champion
>>115830 >>115732 this is a great story now to tell on forward. Skateboarding is based anarchy
>>116225 I knew that but knowing something doesn't mean you can do it practically without prior training especially when it happens so fast
next time just smoke weed instead of doing harmful things
can you tell me what your thought process was when you decided to take up skateboarding not 1 year after almost dying from brain injury
>>116394>brain injury you answered yourself
>>116396 could be thats why im asking, if the injury made him more impulsive he has to watch out for that or else soon he wants to swim with crocodiles or smth
Lmaoing What city
>>116400 Ye
>>116262 That's illegally >>116394 What does some skateboard cruising have to do with a seizure caused by a month long constant alko binge? I don't drinkake like that anymore and cruising seemed easy enough, until it turned to be like walking a tight rope over concrete I guess >>116396 My brain is fine. I got operated on by a pro
>>116497 dont you think its kinda weird a guy in his 30s suddenly decides to be a skateboarder tho
>>116560 I wanted to be a skateboarder in my teens but my parents wouldn't buy me one
>>116497 sk8t boarding should be illegal instead,,,
And bbl say polish hospital food is bad......
>>116565 for me breakfast and supper were shit, but lunch usually pretty nice how long do you have to stay? the full 4-6 weeks or they gonna let you rest at home?
>>116568 They're actually moving me out today Anyway wtf is this dinner
>>116560 why do you make it sound like some deranged thing, what's so weird about someone in his 30s trying out things he always wanted to do? i don't think AP had aspirations to become a full time pro skater, just yolo it up and try something fun and i don't think head injuries are very common for skateboarder noobs, you just gonna fall on your ass, hands and elbows a lot, need some higher speeds and risky choices to fuck up your head better to break a few bones doing something than drinking and sitting at home doing nothing but waiting for death just have to be veri careful, veri sober and don't overestimate yourself, it's only your own mistakes that will hurt you
>>116565 Huh, you landed in the hospital against? :D
>>115732 Live hard party harder
>>116574 How about you read the thread Antek.jpg (posted from my Huawei spy phone) >>116587 This ain't no party I can't walk nigga
>>116565 doesn't look like mass-produced slop to me
>>116620 will you get crutches or something? gonna keep shredding it @ingame in your honor
>>116572 its not deranged its just unusual
>>116620 Well now :D Dupa zbita xD
>>115845 Underrater, monocycle is based.
I've been extracted The fuggen worst part is that I've been told that there's no displacement only fracture but now on the hospital exit doc I read that there's a displacement of some sort on the upper part of the pubis bone yet they claim this can heal properly without surgery Why do I get a feeling that the next rtg will show that I need surgery to line up that bone,.,, Also the ambulance transport bydło was kinda rude to me and carried me in with little care squishing me in a fuggen bag and possibly further damaging these fractures instead of using some desk to stabilize my body This place is like Africa sometimes >>116632 I think I will later or maybe even a walker like the old ppl have but for now dogtor told me I'm supposed to lie for at least 5-6 weeks and only attempt simple exercises rotating the legs. And my crotch starts hurting like a motherfuger if I rotate my left leg even 10deg >>116622 That's coz you just get the ingredients and then you gotta put them together yourself
>>116643 u should eat d3 k2 vitamin and some calcium and not be an alcoholic for it to heal ok i think
>>116643 You should have cut your toenails now it'll be 3 months before you can reach them
>>116651 No he is hotter like that
>>116650 I already got this shit for bone fracture healing and that opioid shit prescribed by the dogtor Except the opioid shit barely seems to work, I feel like I haven't slept for the last 3 days
>>116729 Tramadol mentioned. Tramadolkake.
Basically took 3 pills of this 37,5mg tramadol shit and haven't slept at all. I thought this was supposed to be some kind of sedative??
Cop these DC kicks for when I recover and start against, ye or no
>>117555 u will have poops from anus
>>118321 ye
>>118321 yeah they look nice
how about bichaeling first? might help you get into shape for skatekakke as well
>>118345 Is this matt hoffman pro bmx
>>118348 yes
truly one kind of a thread, thanks. wishing speedy recovery :D
>>118339 I was actually just kidding and vid related shoes are the ones we'll complete in S.K.A.T.E >>118345 Bmxchaeling?? Don't matter, either is at least 10x more eggspensive than a skateboard >>118348 Ye, Dave Mirra Freestyle BMX was better >>118370 thx
>>118373 Thadda boi never give up, youre not gonna be tony hawk but you'll learn how to ride for sure. I've been snowboarding for 31 years now and refuse big air jumps but still go to freeride in the woods like a madman
