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I downloaded the DOD UFO releases. I’m ready for disclosure. I don’t feel I’d be shocked or worried much. Sure, it would be a big thing to digest but I can’t say I’d be taken aback for more than a week or so.

I want to know what these objects are. I want to know the truth. I don’t want to be probed but I’ll clap alien cheeks if you need a test subject. As long as they hot…
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>>125108
are you a pedo
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>>125111
no I'm not LGBT

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ive talked to a new girl
she asked me, if my life is shit, why dont i just get married and move in with her?
<not really. its just.. very easy. to marry someone.. if youre a girl
>u dont know how many fucking boys i met ,until i met my man,how many traumas i had because of fucking men ,i thought maybe i will a lesbian,cause i can find my “soulmate” at least a kind man,not even rich,as other girls want,that why i just wanna say that nothing easy in this life ,on the contrary,for men its easy to find any girl ,just my opinion
<oh no, you had to pick from 1000 applicants
<thats very tragic
<why dont i just do the same. stupid me
<youre playing life in tutorial mode
>what are u saying? I sense some sarcasm
<the thing you call a problem is ridiculous
<i know you will be hurt by this statement, but im not even sorry
>okay
>dont say anything
<see you
>i dont wanna talk to u anymore,i got angry,really,i m in shok now,You have so little empathy, now you're talking such crap to me. I mean, you're saying all this without knowing my life, without knowing what my first love did to me. You think that marrying a normal man is so damn easy, and you're not even ashamed
>Now I understand why you still don't have a girlfriend. Man, watch what you say.,Bye
she didnt even beat the game in cheat mode
she just spawned into the game, set HP to 9999999 and whacked some enemies without understanding the game
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ROFLED!
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i knew guy who let his dog lick the girl cum out of his hand after messy fingerbanging
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well women are kind of like mentally stunted they dont have the same hardships as we do as men and thats ok. You just dont attack them like this because they take everything feel based over logic based reverse how men think

this pasta is not al dente
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i hate whore food advertisement which spam umami or al dente negroism saatana että alko kallulla keittää taas päässä!!

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tomorrow lyrica right after waking up
and then doing stuff
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yep, mostly threw it all in boxes
2nd session needed and some more boxes
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also something happened before
neighbourst (odin's elite warrior) mowed some of our lawn (towards the street, outside the hedge)
motherst was just standing by the window in confusion
and probably rage inside

it is hard to explain really
he just sowed new lawn on his part so maybe he wants to make it match? lol idk

but motherst was too pussy to confront him of course
maybe should have given him a tour of the house and some money
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dont think i can still do anything useful tonight
ill take a shower and retreat to bed

i want to drown in huberts belly folds
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B at an eyelid
E pistemological
L owdown
L urid
Y awning chasm

F umble the bag
O perative word
L uck of the draw
D ander up
S nazzy

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mushroom farm
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walls of horsecocks
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F etid
A dumbration
R ehash
M ake headway
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fart came out oh wait it was poop
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>>124896 (AP)
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>>125085
schuberst

pee in my mouth hubert
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To the best of your recollection, talk me through the initial phase of Ebinlauta
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>>125072
This is a beautiful gateway into the noughties
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>>125073

shart
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S narl
H ang Gustav out to dry
A phorism
R epository
T ouch base
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snart


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