ok but why is his name weird ghey al LMFAO iäfukin ghey name u r all ghey here

Finna leave my 'puter on to download The Last of Us™ Part I while sleeping. That game is torrented AF, 2½ years old torrent and 1300 seeds with 1200 leechs is pretty cray
GN

COME MISTER TALLYMAN TALLY ME BANANA

do you think Jackie Chan offered his anus to Bruce Lee as a token of respect

shoutouts to my polands in /int/

kcroat fart

new meme announcement thread

im ding dung dong LMFQO

euros is this true?

>fat ass retard

lmphaost

bought 4 pizzas
some ginger beer
and a chicken alfredo stir fry

yep, its gamer time

pattaya breeze

The WNBA is About To Collapse

hibernation starting soon

bartender ameri just told me to put my ponytail on another shoulder if I want a guy removed

Roskapostitus

Monnie

look buddy, I've read Critical Thinking Skills For Dummies, I think I deserve a little bit more credit

PHARTING AND BULLSHIT AND PHARTING AND BULLSHIT

nig evening son

Finns are searching for their night caps right now

kcroat shart

just a negroni

Tomorrow I do corpo shit again :D Skullduggery awaits :D

the ozone layer is fake and ghey

this weird red bump appeared on my back, what could it be?

Franklewicz

FUCK PALMEIRAS FUUUUUUCK

was in the middle of filming hot ones with dubya when we got word that a plane has hit the second tower

Pride month

A cute goth cashier at the gas station said that I was nice dressed today :3

Since Im obeese random woman normaly dont have such nice words for me :__;

Poland :D

My farts smell horrid right now. Like one of the worst smell ratings in years.

A cockroach in the concrete
Courthouse tan and beady eyes
A slouch with fallen arches
Purging truths into great lies

Woogly

-sir, a negroni, from the lady.
- are you sure? she doesn't seem to be in the drinking age

our conversation
was short and sweet

I curse for a living

STRENGTH TEST

Mamdani labeled 'Mamscrawny' after bench press reps at Brooklyn event

No hate allowed in this store

*ahem*

woogly

Auschwitz Death Camp just tweeted

turkish cypriot for tax reasons

dave ramsey's daughter

goofy GOOBERST

Are you sure we haven't met before? Your anus looks familiar.

ericlauren will be shut down in 6 minutes

lmfao dr zoidberg

postshartum depression

New trash is ready

get

Joe burrow

Hockey is most popular with american online stealth-hipsters (as opposed to blatant hipsters, who unashamedly flock to soccer)

my mother on the left

I wonder what my old gaming buddies are doing nowadays.

Some of them used to lurk fo' sho.

kekkonen kekkonen kekkonen
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asscrack vartunen

cant stop thinking about her after she went home now fug

poop lamar

rewem

browndad

mopsy the muppy

Pizza fish

hubertos...

the muppy is mooping

how do i fuck

hey everyone my name is bobby nigger

i vaguey recall making a muppy post last night when i woke up to piss my pants

Puppy funk jr

manure spraying

With this sacrament of blood we journey into the Divine Beyond.

n
gn
n

the perils of radical ripulism

i was diagnosed
it is ebinlautism

pitäiskö mun soittaa jotakin

TE-office is making attention whoring threads on saturn.

is tobey maguire a /b/ernd?

someone raped me

ill play football in 1 hour and half after 6 months

Are you happy with AI chatbots

lets go

Have you seen the spike dudes?

https://ylilauta.org/international/28hguu

have you ever sniffed your dad's boxers?

3am
I dont.r3member when was the last.time.I stayed up this late
1am.is.enoufj for.literally.eberything
LOL

Where is trash panda

god I wish this were me

Wish i had some ärtsoppa rn (i have näcksbread)

what's your opinion on afff? picrel

Sitting in a sandpit, life is a short trip
The music's for the sad men

mega-nigger

Mopsy where art thou

mopsys muppy madhouse

U fucki nasshol

Dick Woodcock jr.

muppy-style oulu mini puppy

smoke two joints lauta

niggers

just guys being dudes

The scars of your love remind me of us
They keep me thinking that we almost had it all
The scars of your love they leave me breathless
I can't help feeling

Pizza fish

fully kallu

Americans are having their hamburger, french fries, and root beer right now

>>32151 →
make this pls

Billu

fuck palmeiras

Pizza fish

On a steady diet of beer, smoked salmon, cashews and pizza. In case you were wondering.

forced to lick a dog's ass

shedding the vax with Freddy

Pizza fish

Pizza fish

Pizza fish

sopsy burger

Muppy

I will inform you that I have sharp pain on my left hip. Have not hit it anywherr, I am not giving birth. Dont know. Fuck.

Neekeri neekeri neekeri neekeri :D

does anybody have that DND-esque pic of the group of meme characters and they're all different classes?
I think spurdo was a barbarian, but I remember smug pepe was a thief

Freddy Funkbuster ruomenta tuomistää duomis doomaur sent from my phone 😁👍👍

Kulju Solutions LLC

pierätin paskat

Slayer :D

Hid 2 biere in the basement but motherst is camping the ground floor

gimnme bybllwe

eric laura stands with homobeer drinkers

r u retard

How to Pet a Swede:
Approach calmly, never head-on, and ideally holding a kanelbulle. Extend your palm slowly so they can sniff for signs of awkwardness or alcohol. Avoid direct eye contact, too much staring makes them retreat to the nearest IKEA, so keep your gaze vaguely on the horizon like you’re discussing the weather.
Let the Swede come to you; if they start mumbling about midsommar, you’ve been accepted. Begin with light shoulder pats only attempting a hug requires 5–7 business years of trust. Reinforce positive behavior with snus, coffee, or compliments about IKEA. For best results, offer Arboga beer as a high-value treat. Warning signs of overstimulation include a muttered “oj oj oj,” a flattened hair bun, or sudden disappearance into the sauna which they mistakenly call 'bastu'. In that case, back away slowly and try again later.

slimjim vs thickdick

shiuld i attempt full norwood with mustache look

may i do.... A little möllö???

https://ylilauta.org/international/28hd4b

Muppy Mharlotte

is that legit?

Kcroat shart [gaymin edition] Thinken about what to play before sleepkake. I started playing Black Mesa yesterday (very ebin mod), so maybe I'll play it today, too.

Games/mods beaten so far this year:
Underhell
Portal Revolution
Punisher (2005)
Entropy: Zero 2
Entropy: Zero Uprising
Vladik Brutal
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (with the extended mod)
RealRTCW
Resident Evil: Revelations 1-2
Batman Arkham Asylum
Binary Domain
Splinter Cell 1
Baldur's Gate 3
Bioshock Infinite (with the modern warfare mod)
TLOU 2
Wario Land 4
Pepsi Man

Nearly beaten/on hold (mite finish before the end of the year):
Bloodborne (emulated on PC)
Lies of P
NFS: Carbon Redux
TES: Oblivion remaster
Final Fantasy 7 Remake
Batman: Arkham City
Just Cause 3
Tale of Two Wastelands
Demon's Souls (emulated on PC)

Beer o'clock in hese

🇷🇺 Reminder 🇷🇺 Russophobia is not welcome on Ebinlauta.

o fugg time to sleepus

I hope I become a ghost.
I hope I can see the end of time.
I hope I become a ghost.
And make sure the future turns out fine
I hope I become a ghost.
Oh, when the world is said and done
The stars will become so close
And there will be nowhere that I can't run
Ooooh
Ahhhh, oh
♪
I hope I become a ghost
And watch all my grandkids growing old
Some will remember me
And others through the stories they've been told
I don't intend to frighten you
Just want to see if what I think comes true
And then and only then we'll know
If it was worth to become a ghost
Ooooh
Ahhhh, oh
There's nothing sad about it
There's nothing sad about it
♪
Now that I've become a ghost
I don't get to laugh with friends like you
It would not have been so bad,
If people like you would have become ghosts too
There's nothing sad about it.
There's nothing sad about it.
♪
Ooooh
Ooooh
Ooooh
Ooooh
There's nothing sad about it.
There's nothing sad about it.
There's nothing sad about it.
There's nothing sad about it.

so people allegedly have shorter attention spans than golffish now yet youtube videos become more kc tier length every year

oh brother am i not a fren to you?
sharter would not like the way that you act

i'm with w. bush in the middle of filming hot ones

apparently a "fan" once got kicked out of a wnba game for laughing over a players wig falling off during the game

maybe gonna do a little wanking

financial muppy

muppy mosipowicz

Riggly tenders

just finished throwing all my plastic bottles in the ocean

peasouped up duniors

why doesn't Lex Luthor inject his cock with liquid Kryptonite and rape Superman in front of everyone?

you are dump. money ain't nothing. I used to be rich since childhood by winning example art competiton with My painting; 1000mk was prize/trophy. Since that I made always money when possible & I was quite good stealing & selling so I did that loooong time until 20-years old when I started drug dealing. I was also all My school-summer-holidays, all of it in summer-jobs every single summer, never had proper holiday from school, hard labor & same time stealing, selling, drug-dealing & every possible hustle I invented I did same time as side-kick. Then 2010 after army I already had everything possible; Good car's which were tuned optimal & expensive rims & even more expensive audio HI-FI (My occupation & 2ndary schooling is car-mechanics), I had GF for 2-years that time also, then I moved to My own & leaved My un-loyal annoying "gf" & I had very nice decorated apartment; 5.1 Audio & media centet, big flat-screen, new +800€ Samsung Xalaxy gt9200, 32gb Ipod, new sofa's, bed's & very nice decoration & too much fashion clothes wardrobe collection & 2011 I just leaved it all behind & moved in Thailand for My new career as B2B sales-agent. I had +13k€ stash readily available + I made +1k€ more as salary + profits; Yes, you dum dum look for six-figures so 4 yåu clown I ain't nothing. BUT in Thai +14k€ assest as pure cash is HUGE sum & I'm very much more rich than most bum's in SEA. Then I went in Korea & made two movies & multiple other jobs. Whole point is I don't have excess money anymore & My welfare is 1450€ month & it must be enough for everything. No cars anymore. Celibacy since 2018 +7-years after Korea & Korean Woman. Point is; I ALWAYS knowledged as racing athlete; No amount of money help's when it's time to lift & run & build body. It never did nothing 4 Me. Money ain't nothing u are just dump don't you have you're own money lazy slug? I got enough to what I need even now I don't have money for you poor lazy slug. Where you're welfare goes I know u poor get it also? So u need money-man. They are also slugs. u basically part hoe. I never understood wåmån who need money mån. Can't you work at all? No u can't. u are part hoe. I feel same rich & no money. u? poor slut

one time i was kcroating then California state trooper came out of nowhere and raped me and i was raped then joe rogan saved me

Charlotte is laying happy at some stranger finns bed with fresh cum dripping out of her pussy she had a fun time partying at a nightclub

>kchinese people

mun kakka lentää pöntöstä pian sun sängyn alle ja voit sitten rauhassa piereskellä menemään tietäen että sun paskankäry tulee peittymään jätelaitoksen hajulla. Olet tästä lähtien nimeltäsi mutapylly-pierre, joten voit rauhassa paukutella menemään dipaten nakkia mutaveteen

International require more pages

mops

Missä kaikki on?

Moikka en palaa tonne paskalaudalle ennen ku se on korjattu nii kpop lanka täs ootellessa

Koska tulee fragile x paskalla videoo?

me

Oma keksimä vitsi:

>Rammstainin laulaja nähtiin humalassa Virossa. Se oli ihan Till in Tallinn

Requests 1. Add a password field so posts can be deleted easier (every other imageboard does this, as did ebinlauta.org, the lack of one here is baffling).
2. Make your registration page work. Currently accounts canot be created (they always end up being "invalid").

kthxbye

mortimer niggerton

h

cant post mp3

are you a hikky man

oliko sulla maailmanloppuahdistus vuonna 2012

proposal: r9k board for originality
idk how ebinib works, so this is my proposed implementation
there is a board setting for enabling the robot
in code for posting: check if current board has robot, if not, proceed
if so: get checksum of post and compare it to table of previous robo posts to see if any match. if match: reject post and mute poster for n^2 seconds
if no match: do same check for image
if post body and post image have never appeared on r9k before, add both checksums to the r9k_history database and send through post

might want to have stricter posting settings for r9k though, such as autoremoving white space and special characters, possibly make it 26 roman letters only + punctuation and symbols

Bannerit/Banners

FPS = AVARN

It's still impossible to use catalog view when banned for some reason, Mopsykopsy pls fix

admin please delete /my/ -- worst fucking board by far

Minulla on paskaa perseessä ja olen homoseksuelli :D

Osta seksikaupasta iso anaalitappi. Pidä tappi paikoillaan seksin ajan. Ei sen ohi mitään pökäleen kokoista pääse.

where post #1 go

kuka on pinkkikissa

Pysäköinti joskus
>aja parkkihalliin
>laita parkkikiekko
>käy kaupassa
>palaa autolle
>poistu

Pysäköinti nykyään
>aja parkkihalliin
>valitse oikea ruutu
<perhepaikka
<sähköauton latauspaikka
<vip-paikka
<poliisiauto
<pelastuslaitos
<vain henkilökunta
<ahha!, tässä normipaikka!

>"pysäköinti on maksullinen"
>kävele lippuautomaatille
>"olemme siirtyneet mobiilimaksamiseen"
<aha

>mene nettisivulle joka vanhan lippuautomaatin kyljessä lukee
>etunimi, sukunimi
>valitse maasi pudotusvalikosta
<afganistan, algeria
>rullaa loppuun etsien s niinku suomi
<etelä-sudan, sudan, ruotsi
>tajua että aakkosjärjestys on käännetty suomeksi ja järjestys yhä englannin aakkosilla
>etsi f niinku suomi
>mieti kuka vittu haluaa parkkeerata vatikaanista K-Market peräkyrviän halliin

>puhelinnumero
<ei hyväksytty
>ota ensimmäinen nolla pois
>toimii
>osoite
>rappu
>oven numero
>sähköposti
>sähköposti uudelleen

>hyväksy käyttöehdot
>markkinointiehdot
>suoramyynti
>mainokset
>homoliitot
>hallitusohjelma
>tietojen lähetys ulkomaille

>valitse käyttäjätunnus
>auto
<varattu
>auto1

>valitse salasana
>auto
<liian lyhyt
>autoauto
<vähintään 1 numero ja iso kirjain
<Autoauto1

>"lähetimme tekstiviestillä vahvistuskoodin"
>*piip piip* "koodisi on 595838848573"
>syötä koodi
>"vahvista sähköposti"
>viestiä ei näy
>ei näy
>ahaa, roskapostikansiossa!

>käyttäjätunnus on nyt aktivoitu, asenna sovellus
>asenna sovellus
<viimeistele profiilisi
>ohita
>"puhelimen muisti täynnä, asennus epäonnistui"
>poista kallun kaverin lähettämä puolen tunnin video
>asennus onnistui, kirjaudu sisään

>kirjaudu auto1, Autoauto1
<kirjautuminen epäonnistui, jos tunnuksesi on uusi, profiilin käyttöönotossa menee 1-2 tuntia

>kuule pieni tömähdys auton etuosasta
>sivusilmästä näe vilahdus ohimenevästä ihmisestä
>keltainen lappu laitettu lasipyyhkijään
>näe taustapeilistä kun Parkkipaten ukko hyppää parkkipaten hybriditoyotaan ja ajaa yli 9000km/h karkuun
<valvontamaksu 60€, pysäköintimaksun maksamatta jättäminen

>mene alkoon ja hae kolme kossupulloa vitutukseen

MIKSI JOKA PAIKKAAN PITÄÄ OLLA JOKU ÄPPI JA REKISTERÖITYMINEN??

>Don Matteo :D

jij

==o==

ayyy lmaoooooo

hello friends

däej 2 off jolo jail.

AVARN Security Avarn jatkaa sitä vanhaa kunnon tyrannimenoa.

apng thread
fuck webp
3rd times the charm

just gonna do one per yolo this time

homo kullittaako pikku homoa tekiskö vähän mieli näykkästä kullista HÄH!? pikku hintti

Kallis maa ompi

miten toimisit

>>5 →

Mitä eroa on lammaspaistilla ja lambastilla?

What is a roat?

5 get 5 get

saturn

>>7 →
asiantuntijat arvioivat A-studiossa, mitä aseapu ja tulliuhkaus saavat aikaan

Ideologisesti työtön Mikäs on nyymien MP ideologisesti työttömistä?
Kuva ei liity mitenkään asiaan.

FIRST ^__________^