Hid 2 biere in the basement but motherst is camping the ground floor
lol
>>30430 It's not funny. I'm suffering from bier dehydration.
Now she's doing something in the kitchen. Why can't she just go to sleep?!
rupert style sneak entry
>>30447 Just attempted that but as I was about to enter the basement she stood up from her sofa and started snooping around so I had to pretend to be getting a teabag from kitchen
>>30448 teabagged by motherst
>>30450 I'm gonna need that bier
>>30452 why?
>>30452 did you get it
>>30452 helloust
>>30456 I'm bier aficionado >>30496 >>30538 Helloust, I felt really tired and went to sleep. I could've grabbed it when I had to take a leak in the middle of the night but didn't feel like it.
>>30560 you can get it tonight instead 😎
>>30586 I think motherst will leave the house for a time today, the broplem is I don't have a way to store the bier securely refrigerated outside the basement so I'll have to day drink. It's gonna be gud anyway.
AHAHAH! YES!!!!!!! I HAVE RECOVERED THE LOOT!!!!!!!11
>>30667
>>30669 Das rite my ninga
>>30674 Mane........ why I feels so gooooooooood???????
Sheeeeeeeeeit,,,,, time to drink some tea and make paster with rest of the bolognese and then go to store for more Motherst is also back, I heard her walking around the floor below and yapping on the fone, but I'm gonna make it for sho
>>30682 reputation with motherst faction decreased straight edge streak reset
>>30686 Motherst has no clue what just transpired and I've smoked cigs every day for the last 3 weeks so this assessment is entirely incorrect
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>>30700 Round #2, [-] yrself LMPHAO
>>30886 you gunna die lil polak, i don't want to read your suicide blog
>>30890 So will you, so will I. AP has had enough of warnings, this is what he chose. I respect that choice :D
>>30890 I have some news for you, asshole bitchboi, sooner or later you're gonna die too. Cheers!
>>30890 if you want freedom you have a right to self destruction, forcing people to live healthy is totalitarian so in a way that pole who is drinking himself into an early grave is a freedom fighter
>>30897 Saksa of wisdom. That polan rejects all values, including self preservation and freedom from pain. A giant fuck you to everything, death by choice.
>>30897 >>30898 Why do you fuggers think I'm hurting myself? I'm just having some brews and a good time FFS!!1
>>30902 My brother in Christ, you have almost lost your fucking life already :D And don't think I forgot how you've pissed yourself and puked blood and did all kinds of wacky shit :D No, my friend. You're heading in a predictable direction. Embrace it, fix it, or lose the last vestige of your dignity :D
>>30908 I didn't puke blood but shat a bit because of dried out angus... MAJOR DIFFERENS!!! And just to make things clear, they didn't find any alcohol in my bloodstream when they took measurement after grabbing me off the street after the accident, so no, alkies weren't the culprit. HOW ABOUT THAT?!
>>30902 makes sense that youre totally oblivious to the goings ons of your mind, otherwise such a life like you lead wouldnt be imaginable
>>30916 Are you trying to convince me, or yourself? You know well enough what kind of state you're in. We know it as well. It doesn't actually matter if you manage to convince other people that things are better, as reality will catch up to you sooner or later regardless of what any one of us says :D I don't judge you, mind that. I'm just stating basic facts. You're on a slippery slope with no exit- you know it, I know it. And considering what you have actually done to change it, I guess you're okay with this state of things :D
>>30897 no lol, he is not "choosing" self destruction out of some higher endeavor or quest for freedom, he is an emotionally ill stubborn subhuman who chose the easy way to numb himself with poison and is now addicted to that poison and refusing all help or input nothing to do with freedom, he's more of a prisoner of the substance and his own head than anyone
>>30936 yeah sure but youre apparently not able to see the abstract
>>30941 there is no abstraction, he is sick, ill, a patient
i'm not going to say anything or bothering with the whole topic at all because it's dragging me down but good luck
>>30948 yes, of course but thats not your problem nor mine
>>30953 it has a negative effect on my mood to witness likeable people kys themselves
>>30965 ye hes a good guy, but you can protect ppl from alot of stuff but never from themself
>>30948 He still makes his own choices. Come to think of it, that fucker is way more likeable than me :D
>>30972 ye way more, youre a bit like a snake
>>30979 I get shit done on an industrial scale :D
>>30986 its not like that makes you a better human tho
>>30988 It doesn't. But to play my kind of game, you have to be good at it, or you'll end up spanked :D
Ebinsters do be weird ppl calling me subhuman first, trying to denigrate and humiliate me by mentioning unfortunate evens that COULD HAVE HAPPENED TO ANYONE! and then saying I'm a likeable guy... anyway I felt great and full of energy when I woke up today, I had a decent sleep, I'm recovering, feeling physically stronger, the joint and tendon pains have significantly lessened and larynx is getting better too (it hardened on the right side where they had all those ports inserted). Vertigo from turning heda too rapidly got significantly rarer too. I was lively pacing around the room jamming to Stupid Stupid Henchmen, feeling stronk. So you can't claim I'm destroying myself just because your hilarious bier muggles and can't handle a bit of brew, ok. Pic related is garch nutrition I used this lunch to heal. Additional info: Father visitied, turns out they cut out half of his intestines, but now they don't detect any more cancer cells in intestines or other organs so maybe the outlook isn't bad. He has to wear colostomy bag for like a year now and have chemotherapy every few weeks to be safe, though. Additional info 2: Motherst went apeshit when I came back from store with round #2 even though she didn't see it 'cause I had it well hidden in my jacket. She went like "I'm calling your father and telling him everything" and I told her to leave him alone 'cause he's sick, then she ridiculed me for caring about father. What a heartless bitch. Then she went "I know what you're doing, I'm not stupid, I'm gonna search though the basement and everything I find is going to be mine" and I went "Ye, sure, go ahead, LMAO". There wasn't nothing hidden in the basement anymore. What a dumbass. She was in good mood this morning so maybe she was drunk yesterday. She went to bed unusually early...
Anyway, it's cancerstick & cavfefe tiem!!!!1
What a butifel afternoon it was
>>31239 You misunderstand most of us (even Hubsie) my man. We don't belittle, we care. We are pointing out, that you have a serious health issue (alcoholism is exactly that) combined with physical damage and a slew of mental health issues plus you're in a very toxic environment which enables and generates all this. What we want you to do is to GTFO out of there, find help (you're not fixing this mess alone) and repair your broken self, but you simply do not do that which annoys us. You're a good guy (better than me and I am a senior corpo), so folks here are annoyed that you are digging yourself further.
>>31880 Kakka?
>>31239 Dude Im pretty sure people are playfully bantering with you
>>31889 Kakka on iloinen
>>31891 Sitten tuli Alien
>>31841 Well said + all "mean" is like when bros tell eachother demeaning stuff but actually its endearment because we care its just banter. I think one can clearly see when it is hostile AF like what Hubert writes comes from clear hate towards everyone
>>31902 AP has beenna part of this community for so many years now, that xe became our choom :D I'm not sure I was even a senior when xe came around :D
Gonna have to grab some bier. The broplem is that I have to go early 'cause I'm breddy sure Żabkers closes before 8 PM and it's too warm to wear a jacket to hide the bier. But I have a plan... I HAVE A PLAN! >>31841 You make a lot of assumptions. I always provoke Flick in Den to fight me in Fallout 2 to get my hands on that early .44 Magnum. Would a good guy do that? But maybe I am better than you, at least I'm not preaching all the time. Also, I've only drank 2 biers yesterday and nothing today so far, how is that even alcoholism? I'm just a regular bier enjoyer. And the bier lets me get better sleep anyways. It's a health ritual tbh. >>31880 Inaccurate, motherst doesn't go "no!" but rather apeshit insane and I don't drink weaksauce like 4.7% Sandels from 330ml cans. >>31890 Maybe I'm just bantering back orr I'm just an Epinlaura™ Content Creator and Mopster is secretly paying me for all this?? >>31902 They are kinda rude sometimes >:|
>>31993 Suit yourself.
>>31986 whoah MegaDave-Al Copole is that old of a poster that he even outranks you in being an oldfag thats quite something
>>32001 He can't as I was on ylint since its first day, xe came a month or two afterwards :D
>>32004 whoah you two go way back then, you should meet IRL
>>32006 I have nothing to say which can't be said here :D
>>32004 Wtfug is with these confabulations regarding me?? You couldn't be more wrong. Was there some alkopole in the early days of Yli that you're confusing me with?
>>32009 imagine if you found out its one of your friends that you have been talking with the whole time here
>>32011 when did you join yli
>>32013 What if I never did??
>>32014 when did you join deez nuts
>>32014 shart >>32015 gottem
>>32017 gotten deez bnuts lmfoa
>>32019
>>32022 you will experience deez nuts soon
>>32031 You rapist im gonna call the cops
Guys wtfug! I enter the frog store, say good to the cashier but she doesn't say it back. I look around the the desolate shelves but can't find any Baltic Porters. I ask the cashier "You don't have Baltic Porters?" and she responds "We don't have any alcohol" with dismissive tone. What the fuck is that? No bier in Sunday frog store?! Frog store is now my #1 enemy. On top of that the other alco store was closed and I found that they removed the garbage disposal containers and built a restaurant and some shops in their place so I have no spot to dump my emptied bier containers. Fuck it all to hell maaaaaaaaaaan... >>32015 Nuts too small, fission mailed >>32017 I shart upon the frog store
>>32034 i dont identify you as a rape victim
>>32038 Did u just assume my gender??!!
>>32036 >>32189 how much is your vertical leap
>>32190 400/month
