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Off I go! :D
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Anyway, had me a macabre trip.

They've organized a marathon in my city and closed a lot of the main streets. There were also huge crowds of people all arounnd. Not only that, the street I live next to is undergoing major construction work and the tram stop is canceled, there's also mud everywhere.

There was a bus stop, but after waiting for some time (and checking the timetable) some merciful soul told us, the buses are canceled because of the marathon. Thank goodness I'm fit, as I quick marched with a heavy backpack to the next tram stop. But that was not the end, as they've changed the timetables randomly and so I had to improvise and find another tram, arriving at the train station 15 minutes before departure.

As if all that wasn't enough, I had no seat and had to stand and sit on the floor for four hours. As if that wasn't enough, an Ukrainian cleaning lady was passing, so I stepped back to the wall. She opened the pneumatic door and had my backpack squeezed between a handle and the opened door, which couldn't close and trapped me. It also squeezed the cake I had in my pack, smearing it all inside.
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>>1664
most of that seems like stuff you'd file under 'the universe does what it wants :D
but the cake mess sucks
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>>1668
My pack was fortunately full of laundry, so no real harm was done. It's also army surplus, so it's made of rubberized canvas, so from the inside I simply rubbed it off. The cake survived in good condition, still edible if a bit unaesthetic.

Taking it all together, I am a bit tired. Now it's time for tea and relaxing's :D

ok so why tf americans name everything " name's " like wtf r u all fukin ghey imagine if overboard was called sopsy's or if ebinlauta was called mopsy's its so ghey just stop lmfao fr fr
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it's better than "Nü Çpell'ng®"
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>>1654
Nü Çpell'ng®'s

I've seen enough huberst-style kakkasex to know where this is going
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>>1646 (AP)
Can we have it bby

i wanna know what hubert is
i want you to show me
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>>1514
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>>1514
maybe youre not what if the actual doctor was just some kind of maniac who wanted to manipulate you with a fake diagnosis then maybe gaslight you into some kind of rapey situation
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baby don't hurt me

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for my whole life my diet has had 0 fish
now im gonna start eating this little rascal
i bought some 300g cans and ate one yesterday
it’s high in omega-3 and low in mercury
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laoam t. eating fish every day (full of poisons, fucking norwegians)
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Embed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_V6y1ZCg_8 - (YouTube, Norwegian Wood (This Bird Has Flown) (Remastered 2009))
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>>1585
redpill me on norwoods
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Let me take you down, 'cause I'm going to
Strawberry Fields
Nothing is real
And nothing to get hung about
Strawberry Fields forever

just shared a shart
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>>1568
do you like shart
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do you think that one finnster who isnt very smart and sees hubert everywhere is an actual chromosomes retard
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No im hubert
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>>1608
We are all Buberts on this cursed day...
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Huburst

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Mutter made excellent Hubert today 👍🏿 eating right now
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>>1618
cool name retard
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>>1625
Thanks I have posted here and on old yli before
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>>1627
stop replying to me

Dating app for pedos: Kinder
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>>1557 (AP)
So what does that make of Kinder eggs...
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>>1594
no wonder they're banned in US
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>>1621
imagine if she was holding the asian

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>>748
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>>1614
>>748
How much poop do you store in those

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